In the depths of anti-kawaii land where evil and serious people lived, one Ampharos was the only nice one. His named was Pewdz, or PewDie. He saw a kawaii figure, which turned out to be PewDieKawaii, his enemy. He got on King Ghidorah and killed PDK, earning his nickname. Today, he plays Minecraft and hopes to make a cover.
UPDATE CUZ OF PEWDZ' NEW AVATAR
Then Baxter and Farthington from Rhythm Heaven Fever ran over Pewdz/PewDie and claimed his account :P