A Sarcastic Player's Rules of DrawceptionEdit

Be sure to add new rules as part of the numbered list, just to keep things confusing.

Everything is Jazza and Jazza is everything.

  1. Jazza is blond man in red shirt not jazz man or Donald Trump.
  2. Never hit the skip button. Even if you have no idea what to draw/ type, just use question marks.
  3. Crohn's Law of Drawception: All brown objects become scat. 
  4. Crohn's Corollary: If it isn't brown, someone will draw it brown.
  5. All stick figures will eventually become Slenderman.
  6. Spiderman never stays Spiderman.
  7. Cthulhu über Alles!
  8. Rainbow Dash is often mistaken for Nyan Pony.
  9. Dragons will become reptiles/dinosaurs and Vice/Versa.
  10. Corvax breaks games.
  11. This Bohemian Rhapsody rule is in need of revision. Needless to say, anything that reminds one of the lyrics is likely to get a call-and-response. Classic example:
  12. You have ten minutes. Artists wish they had more time. Prompters probably don't use enough of it.
  13. There are two types of people in this world; those who see a mediocre drawing of a mouse and write mouse, and those who see a mediocre drawing of a mouse and write dog/cat/seal/panther/slug/snail/knight/cthulhu
  14. There are two types of prompters: Those who see a bad drawing of a Batman and type "Batman", and those who see a bad drawing of Batman and type "Black Panther has an identity crisis."
  15. There is no Rule 13.
  16. Don't down-vote that drawing because it's bad. Down-vote it because it's bad AND it's a person exposing their private parts.
  17. Writing that the panel you describe is a "bad drawing" is just a waste of characters.
  18. Some rules have been cribbed from Rules 10 through 15)
  19. Mud/landslides always turns into fecal matter. (Corrolary to Rule 2). But sometimes they turn into snakes. ( )(Recursive footnote: See Rule 9)
  20. Bacon trumps everything.
  21. Bad games happen to good drawings.
  22. Good games happen to bad drawings.
  23. Slenderman never stays Slenderman ( )
  24. All women wearing a purple dress are Sambchop. All busty women are Sambchop. If it's a man, is Bobchop.
  25. Only call an MLP character MLP if you can't fit the character's name in the character limit. Because we ALL should be able to recognize MLP character without having to use Google.
  26. Mummy Cat is always trying to take over something.
  27. Never skip a  description. Ever.
  28. Anything Rainbow will be mistaken as gay symbolisim in the guess. 
  29. Link is Zelda. 
  30. Undertale, Bill Cipher, Splatoon, and other things are gods of DC. No exceptions. Except when Bill's dating Yung Venuz. He's usually on his off time then. 
  31. All skeletons are Sans or Papyrus. 
  32. Waluigi is totally Wario, despite being a different color. Never say it's Waluigi, even if it obviously is. 
  33. If it's a prompt, someone will find a way to add Pokemon, Undertale and/or memes into it. 
  34. We all know this one... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
  35. Don't follow rule 34.
  36. If a drawing or prompt has a fandom you don't like, it's ok to derail the game.
  38. Blond haired person is Jazza. Man is Jazza. Boy is Jazza.
  39. Angry men are usually Trump.
  40. Drawings of Spider-Man will never truly be finished because the Spider Web pattern on his Costume is too hard time consuming to draw. Most usually go half way and then stop.
  41. Every Yellow Character is Yellmo and every Yellow object is Yellmo-Themed.
  42. Each Vet Game comment section will have at least one comment begging for Top.
  43. If someone doesn't recognize a character from a Pop Culture Franchise, it's okay to report them.
  44. On that note, Captions made by Rusted One shall always be reported.
  45. Using Scripts to use Images or GIFs as Panels is hilarious but definitely not okay at the same time.
  46. Waluigi™ is a trademark of the Chronomancer.
  47. Anime characters don't last very long. They usually just become "Anime Girl" or "Anime Character".
  48. "Not a Derail" is Drawception's version of "Not Clickbait". This text is usually reserved for games in which Jake the Dog (Adventure Time) actually Pooped his Diaper.
  49. No one actually cares if you swear in the Comment Section. The Website automatically censors curse words but people just use umlauts and get away with it.
  50. Everyone on Drawception loves Undertale.
  51. The rule above is false.
  52. The rule above is true.
  53. All Undertale Characters anyone will ever draw are either Sans, Papyrus, Flowey, Asriel and Napstablook.
  54. Most drawings made by Juano will feature a woman with black hair and light brown skin.
  55. Most drawings made by Ladondorf will feature a black background, the subject's head brightly illuminated, and the rest of the body almost entirely obscured by heavy shadow. He does this because he doesn't have enough time to draw the bodies.
  56. All drawings made by Ladondorf with a light backround will feature a disembodied floating head. He does this because he doesn't have enough time to draw the bodies.
  57. All drawings of gorgeous landscapes will somehow always end up being made by experienced and very talented Vets. As a result they will always get Top Game.
  58. Cont. Song games will work perfectly until the very end. Exceptions to this rule include Smash Mouth - All Star. All Star always works.
  59. As a result of rule 58, each Comment Section of a Cont. Song game will feature a comment from the OP saying "We almost made it".
  60. No matter how good you think the rest is, a game in which the first drawing is crude will never get top.
  61. All pink objects or characters will come out looking strange thanks to the Default Color Palette's limitations. The only options are Magenta, which is too dark, and Peach, which isn't pink enough.
  62. All drawings of the game Drawception itself will have the color White absent from the Color Palette since it's being used to draw the background.
  63. If the prompt is mispelled, don't draw what you think it's supposed to say, draw what you think it says would be. (eg. "Pokechu" draw a bootleg Pikachu or With with a broom, literally draw the word with.)
  64. If you ask people to draw something Steven Universe-related and don't specify further than that, they'll always just draw Peridot.
  65. If you ask people to draw diamonds, jewels, gems, gemstones, etc. someone will likely try to fit Steven Universe in it.
  66. Drawception users are generally only casual Star Wars fans. Stick to Darth Vader and Admiral Ackbar memes.
  67. If you write a Caption or create a Drawing related to a Space-Themed Pop Culture franchise, it's eventually going to become non-specific. (eg. X-Wing becomes Spaceship, Death Star becomes Giant Pac-Man in Space)
  68. You never really have 10 Minutes to draw. You spend 5 Seconds staring blankly at nothing before actually processing the text on screen, then another 20 Seconds Googling reference images.
  69. See Rule 34.
  70. Many Pop-Culture characters end up unrecognized by Prompters. This never happens to Spongebob. Everyone has seen Spongebob.
  71. Experiment by attempting to make new memes
  72. Fail when your awesome new Meme Game gets 0 Favorites and fades into obscurity.
  73. Reach a million games!
  74. If you see a terrible drawing in a vet game, that’s probably packid851. He sucks and he wrote this rule to exclaim his terribleness.
  75. If a game is halfway decent, it will most likely be flooded with “top” comments.
  76. Sayori hanging will likely attract either Jazza, Yellmo, Logan Paul, Monika or King Bushwick with Monika. This is not confirmed, but logical.
  77. Roblox will always be Roblox vs Minecraft or Roblox death sound or about a noob. No escaping.
  78. You can always submit after 7:00. Unless there’s almost nothing or nothing.
  79. Diancie, although a diamond, cannot be derailed to anything about SU.
  80. Always derail any diamond, including Diancie’s diamonds, to either Minecraft or SU Peridot (rule 65)
  81. Anything involving a sentient object should be turned to BFDI or II.
  82. Non-vet-game PIO games WILL be derailed at some point.
  83. Games with themes are 50% more likely to become top games.
  84. Minnie Lalmin is a three-headed duck. No exceptions.
  85. Derail any and all sublimal batmans and pizzas to Batman and pizza respectively.
  86. The Last Panel Curse has a 99.9% chance of occurring, which is when all panels are consistent except the last one.
  87. Drawing at 88 mph in non-blitz games is a very bad idea because you can’t post before two minutes are up. Wait until 8:00 before posting.
  88. Can’t draw Trump? Draw an orange face.
  89. Can’t draw a turkey? Draw the Turkish flag.
  90. When the prompt says "draw a penguin", the game has probably been derailed.
  91. Cults of personality (Jazza, Aku Wearing Aku Aku, etc) are NOT allowed. You must do your part in the Drawception community and derail these games for our good.
  92. OooOOOoOo is derailing Drawception games with either Shrek or Eat Pant. If you see either in the prompt, do not draw it. Draw something else for the sake of the community.
  93. Following a derail will simply spread the misery to others. If you see what you think is a derail, end it.
  94. All games that have a panel that says comic will turn into loss.
  95. Anything purple will become Thanos, no exceptions.
  96. Ribombees don’t have wings.
  97. When captioning a drawing of Ralsei, always misinterpretate.
  98. Games with sans and some other popular character on Drawception will most likely get top, maybe on the all time leaderboard.
  99. If you go into a game related to the skip button, you failed.
  100. This is the 100th rule.
  101. See all rules above for Drawception (this number).
  102. If you see a Minun drawing, turn it into Blue Pikachu.
  103. NSFW Games Don´t Have To Be NSFW.
  104. Always watch out for KilleminiteKloud. He sees all, and knows all.